Comedy in Washington, DC

Friday, Oct 22

Conspiratease

DC Comedy Loft and Bier Baron Tavern

<hr /> <p class="MsoNormal">Gather round as Beaver and Buttstuff reveal the "totally true" tales your babysitter's cousin swore really happened, and the CAPS-LOCKED TRUTH that "they" don't want you to know.</p><p class="MsoNormal">The guy with the hook hand who chased couples out of the woods. Jon Benet Ramsey starting anew as Katy Perry. The Benadryl Hatman standing in your room at 3 a.m. Chemtrails. Sewer alligators. Spider eggs. All here, present on this earth that is actually, really, secretly flat.</p><p class="MsoNormal">Join Callie and Delilah at the DC Comedy Loft's "downstairs bunker" for a TOP SECRET burlesque and variety show that only appears if you say "Beaver and Buttstuff" three times in a mirror at midnight.</p><p> </p><p class="MsoNormal">Pregame with Pop Rocks and Coke, stack on some jelly bracelets, throw on a tinfoil hat for good measure, and get ready for a ride way better than your sister's best friend's aunt had the night she picked up a hitchhiker who had been dead for twenty years!!!!</p><p><br /></p><p>Please note, there is a 2 item per person minimum in the showroom. This can be any combination of food items or beverages. This does NOT include items bought in the basement at the Bier Baron Tavern.</p> <p>All General Admission seating is first come first serve, <strong><u>therefore we cannot guarantee seating together. Groups need to be particularly aware of this.</u></strong> We recommend arriving at least 30 minutes to an hour prior to show time for better seat selection.</p> <p>Doors close 30 minutes after showtime. </p> <p>Tickets are available at the door UNLESS tickets have sold out.<br /></p> <p>Guests must be 18+for entry. Those under the age of 21 will be given wristbands to wear.</p> <p>ALL SALES ARE FINAL. NO REFUNDS. This includes switching of showtimes, once purchased all sales are final.</p> <p>Management reserves the right to prevent customers from entering the facility who they deem disruptive or dangerous to other

Saturday, Oct 23

Conspiratease

DC Comedy Loft and Bier Baron Tavern

Join Conspiratease for a night of hilarious conspiracy theories at DC Comedy Loft. A unique comedy experience.

Saturday, Oct 23

Conspiratease

T. Graye Presents: Pass The Mic

Catch Conspiratease's comedic storytelling at T. Graye Presents. A night of laughter and fun awaits.