Certified Fresh Secret Headliner Show

Hey, it’s Josh, the club owner at Wit’s End. Look, I know we use phrases like “CAN’T MISS THIS,” “SECRET GUESTS,” and “YOU DON’T WANT TO MISS THIS” a lot. This time I 100% mean it. Am I asking you to pay over $30 for a 10:30 PM comedy show on a Thursday night? Yes. 100% yes. And I can’t even tell you who you’re paying to see. What I CAN tell you is our Certified Fresh Pop-Up Show features a NATIONAL HEADLINER who has [REDACTED], appeared on [REDACTED], and is one of the funniest [REDACTED] working today. I promise you will not be upset. Actually, if you miss this one and find out afterward who it was, you may be significantly more upset. No hints. Don’t ask. I’m terrible at keeping secrets and legally speaking I’ve already said too much. 🤫 CERTIFIED FRESH POP-UP SHOW 🎟️ Extremely limited seats 🕥 10:30 PM Thursday 🚪 Doors 30 minutes before showtime 👀 Surprise guest: [REDACTED] Buy the ticket. Trust me. COMEDY! Please take note of the following: VIP tickets are Preferred Tabletop Seating. General Admission tickets are General Seating which is first come first serve. Bar is open after events until midnight. Kitchen closes at 11:30. No refunds or exchanges. All patrons must be ages 21+ with valid ID. No exceptions!! No backpacks, all bags are subject to search. No outside food or drink allowed There WILL be adult content. No heckling, don’t be that person, you’ll be asked to leave and you will not get a refund NO VIDEO OR PHOTOGRAPHY IS ALLOWED DURING SHOWS We take pride in our drink minimum (which is zero!) so please be mindful of this as you tip your servers and enjoy your food and beverages during