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SUMMARY:Conspiratease
LOCATION:DC Comedy Loft and Bier Baron Tavern\, 1523 22nd St NW\, Washingto
 n\, DC 20037\, USA
DESCRIPTION:Gather round as Beaver and Buttstuff reveal the\n"totally true"
  tales your babysitter's cousin swore really happened\,\nand the CAPS-LOCK
 ED TRUTH that "they" don't want you to know.\n\nThe guy with the hook hand
  who chased couples out of the\nwoods. Jon Benet Ramsey starting anew as K
 aty Perry. The Benadryl Hatman\nstanding in your room at 3 a.m. Chemtrails
 . Sewer alligators. Spider eggs. All\nhere\, present on this earth that is
  actually\, really\, secretly flat.\n\nJoin Callie and Delilah at the DC C
 omedy Loft's\n"downstairs bunker" for a TOP SECRET burlesque and variety s
 how that\nonly appears if you say "Beaver and Buttstuff" three times in a\
 nmirror at midnight.\n\nPregame with Pop Rocks and Coke\, stack on some je
 lly\nbracelets\, throw on a tinfoil hat for good measure\, and get ready f
 or a ride\nway better than your sister's best friend's aunt had the night 
 she picked up a\nhitchhiker who had been dead for twenty years!!!!\n\nPlea
 se note\, there is a 2 item per person minimum in the showroom. This can b
 e any combination of food items or beverages.  This does NOT include items
  bought in the basement at the Bier Baron Tavern.\n\nAll General Admission
  seating is first come first serve\, therefore we cannot guarantee seating
  together.  Groups need to be particularly aware of this.  We recommend ar
 riving at least 30 minutes to an hour prior to show time for better seat s
 election.\n\nDoors close 30 minutes after showtime.\n\nTickets are availab
 le at the door UNLESS tickets have sold out.\n\nGuests must be 18+for entr
 y. Those under the age of 21 will be given wristbands to wear.\n\nALL SALE
 S ARE FINAL.  NO REFUNDS.  This includes switching of showtimes\, once pur
 chased all sales are final.\n\nManagement reserves the right to prevent cu
 stomers from entering the facility who they deem disruptive or dangerous t
 o other
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